So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother
Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
Harry Potter + Text Posts
Peter Jason Quill. He’s also known as Star-Lord. Who calls him that? Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud.
We’re just like Kevin Bacon!
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)